195 Best Flirty Text Messages to Drive Him Crazy

I have the cheesiest line for you this morning: you’re a ray of sun, rise and shine baby.

I’m getting little butterflies just thinking about seeing you later today.

Is it your birthday today? Because I am your gift, I am waiting to be unwrapped.

I bought a new strawberry lipstick. Want a taste?

I still can’t believe that someone so incredible like you is with me.

My cheeks hurt from smiling so much, I just can’t stop! See what you’re doing to me!

I’m sick of flirting over the phone. Let’s do this in person.

Rawr! That means I love you in dinosaur language.

Can we progress past liking each other’s Instagram photos?

Every time I look up into the sky, I see your name written on the stars. Should I see a doctor?

Does it turn you on when girls make the first move or should I wait for you to do it yourself?

I want to see how our future would be together. For that, can we go for some trials?

I have a plan to make your nights lovely, would like to know what is it?

I would be lying if I didn’t say I’m completely falling for you.

If you were a movie, I would buy a ticket every day.

You are not only my boyfriend; you are also my best friend.

What would you say if I told you that I really like you?

You make me feel like I’m on top of the world. Thank you for being such an amazing guy.

Just thinking about you and all the fun we could have together makes me smile like crazy.

You’re going to think I’m lying, but you’re pretty much my dream guy.

They say dreams aren’t real so explain to me why you’re in my dreams every night.

If I was with you right now, what do you think would we be doing?

I cannot wait to cuddle with you and run my fingers through your hair.

I become a happier person when you are with me. Make me happier more often, please?

What would you say if I asked you to come over?

No one has ever come close to making me feel the way you do.

It’s so cold out here. Wanna come over and warm me up?

I can’t wait until I get to wrap my arms around you again…you give the best hugs.

If you want to know who I have a crush on, look in a mirror.

Hey, if you were up in my dreams all night, when did you sleep?

When I wake up next to you every morning I can’t help but smile.

I hope your day is as wonderful as you are.

Hey, handsome. What if I say I am home alone for the rest of the day?

I know its too late, but I’m missing your hug and touch badly.

My thoughts of you are getting beyond inappropriate. What are we still waiting for?

Let’s skip the small talk and go straight to flirting.

Guess what I’m wearing right now.

You’re the piece of me I didn’t know was missing.

Hey, handsome. Could you send me a picture? I want to prove to my friends that Greek gods exist.

Because of you I know what true love feels like.

Hi, how are you doing, I am close to your home, can we go for coffee?

When do you finish working today? I might have some interesting plans for tonight…

What’s one thing that’s on your bucket list?

Everything makes me think about you.

Being with you makes me feel all warm and fuzzy inside!

The sun is hot today but not as hot as you.

Listen, I’d love to see you again today, but you can’t look that hot, and you can’t wear that shirt again. You made it unfair last time!

I have to stop myself from texting you every thought I have…you might use it as evidence of my insanity…

Be honest. How long have you been waiting for a text from me?

You missed your morning kiss and cuddle, so I’m giving it to you now.

I would return to our first kiss if time travel were possible.

Thinking of my man makes me all crazy and excited! You make my heart pace faster every second! Your thoughts make me go all mad!

If we were in gym class together, I’d definitely pick you first for my team.

I know you’re at work but I just wanted to tell you that I’m not wearing anything. Enjoy your meeting haha.

I’m cold. Wanna come over and warm me up?

I mean, how can you resist this face?

Do you know what would be even better than a text back? A dinner invitation.

If you’re not too busy later, I have a few ideas on how we can spend our time together…

What did you do, sit in a pile of sugar or something because you have a pretty sweet ass!

Just saw something really hot, and it made me think of you..

If you were my blanket, I would never get out of bed.

I can’t believe I actually found a guy who’s smart and funny and insanely hot.

I like you, I know you like me, what are we waiting for?

Do you have any plans tonight? I heard cuddling is a great way to stay warm!

I had a dream about you last night. I’d tell you what happened, but it’s way too inappropriate.

What do you think about before you fall asleep?

So… how soon can I touch you again?

I’m sorry, but I can’t help thinking about you.

Oh my God, you have eyes! And oh my God they’re beautiful!

I don’t have anything interesting to tell you, but I really wanted to talk to you.

You are perfect in every way imaginable.

Can we skip all the small talk and go straight to flirting?

You can only imagine what I would do to your body if you were here right now.

You are so handsome. I am one lucky girl!

Hey, are you a rainbow? Because you have colored me red, pink, and purple!

My love, you make my reality seem better than my best dreams.

The way you look at me when you think I am not looking is my favorite.

I feel like I am the luckiest woman in the whole world because you are with me.

Everything beautiful and melodious reminds me of you.

I know I don’t tell this to you every day, but you mean the world to me.

You have a heart of gold, and I’m lucky to be the one who received it.

You are the firefly that brightens my nights!

You’re why my heart beats faster, and my smile shines slightly brighter.

You look no less than a celebrity when you wear that smile.

I really like being with you. I think I am a very lucky woman.

You are so perfect, even on such an imperfect day.

No matter where life takes us, you’ll always be the center of my gravity.

You make every single one of my dreams come true.

Did you just smile when you saw my name on your screen?

Are you this cute all the time, or did I just catch you on a really good day?

Come over. But just a heads up, my AC broke so I’m very sweaty and wearing basically nothing.

Thinking about you gets me all warm and fuzzy.

Imagine that I am whispering in your ear just how much I want you.

I’m making the first move when it comes to texting, so I’m expecting you to make the first move when it comes to kissing.

Hey there, cutie! Is it the weather outside or you that’s making me sweat?

If kisses were raindrops, you’d be drenched by now.

This is me making my first move on you. Your turn.

If you wanna stop by my house tonight I’ll make it worth the trip.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I’ll love you every day from now until forever (I know that doesn’t rhyme, but it’s okay!)

Every morning, I wake up wishing I was waking up next to someone as hot as you somehow.

I’ve got a bottle of expensive wine staring at me for a while now. Wanna be my partner in crime?

I love you to the moon and back, and there and back again!

More than my words can express my enduring love for you than my lips can on your body.

I’m getting lingerie, tell me what color you want to see me in.

Hey mind invader! What are you up to tonight?

You make me smile and super horny, but that’s not the point.

I’m getting all hot and bothered just thinking about what we could do together tonight.

I’m going to the gym tonight… or you could come over and we can have our own workout.

If you guess exactly what I’m thinking about of you, we’ll get to do exactly that once you get to visit me.

You were amazing last night! I bet it would be even more amazing if it wasn’t just a dream.

I’ve been imagining what it would be like to feel your lips on mine all day. It’s driving me wild.

Can’t wait until we’re tangled up in each other’s arms again. It’s my favorite place to be.

It’s ridiculous! You’re all I can think of today.

There’s something (or someone) I’d much rather be doing right now.

What’s the dirtiest dream you’ve ever had about me?

I just watched a show about vampires and it made me think of your lips on my neck.

How is it that you know exactly what to do to turn me on?

What would you do if I were close to you at this very moment?

You are inspiring some very sexy thoughts right now.

Just imagining you kissing me is making me feel so excited and turned on right now.

If kisses were snowflakes, I would send you a blizzard and sweep you off your feet.

I keep thinking about how amazing and sexy you looked last time I saw you. I couldn’t keep my eyes off you.

I love it when you whisper in my ear, it gives my body goosebumps.

You still make me feel nervous with that naughty look.

I am the luckiest girl in this world to have a man like you in my life. Love you, dear.

You’ve already caught me, but every single day you reel me in more and more.

Are you free? I would love to add you to my to-do list.

Do you know that you’re one of the most interesting people I’ve ever met?

I’m trying on these new bras, but I need a second opinion. Care to share your thoughts?

I’m in my bed, you’re in your bed … One of us is in the wrong place.

Let’s make tonight so fun that we recall it even when we’re so old and wrinkly.

I think you are the gasoline that keeps my fire burning. Wish to test my theory?

How about we cozy up and watch a movie tonight?

Ugh. I need help. I can’t stop thinking about you.

You’re not just my partner; you’re my whole world.

My morning would be better if I was with you! Have a great day!

You must be tired because you have been running through my head all morning.

On a cold morning like this one, I would really love the company of a hot guy like you. Good morning handsome!

Good morning, my love. I cannot stop blushing thinking about last night.

Is the weather getting sunnier and better, or is it just me thinking about you every day I wake up?

Good morning Mr. Fantastic! Would you mind making my day by sending me a pic of your sweet smiley face?

Good morning handsome. Do have a great day!

Just woke up and already felt giddy over the fact that I’m gonna spend my day texting someone as handsome like you.

Good morning, hope you had a night filled with peaceful sleep. I couldn’t get any and I totally blame you for that.

Good Morning Handsome! Hope you have a fabulous day!

Its not just a good morning text. It’s a reminder for you that I’m thinking of you on yet another morning!

Good morning, sunshine! Thank you for visiting me in my dreams; you made me so happy! Have a good day ahead of you.

I dreamt of you all night and now I am feeling a huge wave of love for you. I guess my heart is sending me a signal that I’m in love with you!

Good morning, my handsome! There is a great similarity between you and the rising Sun! You both get my pulse rated!

Good morning handsome. Wake up, here comes another new day and I’m ready to fill it with hugs and kisses.

Sometimes I feel like I’m tripping. Honestly, how the hell do you do this? You’re unreal.

It’s hard to concentrate on work when you keep popping up in my mind.

I am not flirting with you. I am just extra friendly to someone who is extra attractive.

You put a smile on my face last night and it just hasn’t gone away yet!

Your touch does things to me that I cannot describe.

I just took a shower. Wasted a lot of water because I was thinking about you the whole time.

My day would’ve been much better if you were in it.

You know how exactly to turn me on.

I was going to wait another day or two to text you, but I can’t wait that long to talk to you.

I have a problem. I’m tipsy, horny, and all alone in my bedroom.

Seeing your name pop up on my phone screen makes me grin like an idiot.

I’m going bananas thinking of you.

I badly want to kiss you. What about you?

I love your touch so much; even thinking about it gets me wet.

I always wake up smiling. I think it’s your fault.

Since we can’t meet up, I hope I get to see you in my dreams at least. Good night, handsome!

I want you to go crazy in my dreams tonight. Ok?

Sweet dreams cute thing.

I go to bed thinking of you and by the morning, you are still on my mind. Sleep tight, my Prince!

Cuddled up with you, is how I’d like to be sleeping tonight.

You’re always on my mind – even in my dreams!

Good night handsome, sweet dreams!

I might just visit you in your dreams tonight, so don’t be surprised.

At home, I get the best sleep but my home isn’t a place; it’s a person, and that person is you. Good night, I love you.

I can do this texting all night long but I don’t want to ruin your nights unless we are sharing the same bed. Goodnight Handsome!

My amazing guy! Good night for tonight! I am sending you warm kisses to tuck you to sleep. Sleep tight, baby!

I wish I could sleep right next to you and cuddle with you all night! You drive my temptation up! Good night, my man!

I love going to sleep at night now. As I know, I’m going to see you in my dreams.

There’s nobody I’d rather go to sleep next to.

It’s hard to sleep at night when all of me craves for all of you so desperately. I wish you were here with me tonight!

I was just thinking about you and couldn’t resist sending you a message.

I adore you inconceivably, endlessly, passionately, and breathlessly.

You honestly make me laugh harder than I’ve ever laughed before.

Last night with you was amazing, except it was a dream. You want me to tell you what happened there?

You already know how I feel about you. So what are you going to do about it?

Honey, I’d say it’s time the kids had a sleepover with their grandma, wouldn’t you?

My life is brighter, happier, and crazier because of you.

You’re definitely going to love the outfit that I’ll be wearing tonight.

I literally can’t stop thinking of how wonderful you are.

I hope you have sweet dreams … with me in them.

Let’s both imagine we kiss, so it happens simultaneously, and we kiss but in the imagination realm.

Not gonna lie, you’re basically always on my mind.

If you want to make a move today, it would be perfect.

You make my heart beat like crazy!

The only time I stupidly smile at my phone is when I get text messages from you.